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Portsmouth Brewery Gift Card - no shipping charge for online orders!
Looking for that perfect gift idea? We can make it easy for you. Give the gift of great beer and tasty food! Who wouldn't like that? |
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Portsmouth Brewery Logo Caps
Low-profile, cotton twill caps with our embroidered logo. An excellent choice for nudists and people who wear hats! Now available in a cactus green, stone, maroon, Navy & Black. Not all colors shown. |
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Portsmouth Brewery Logo Tee Shirts
100% pre-shrunk cotton. "We Serve All Types"" slogan with beer list on back. A perfect item for that "hard to buy for person." Sizes: S M L XL XXL Crew neck (unisex) or V-neck (Women's) Colors: nice heathery gray, cadet navy blue, lilly white. |
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Old Brown Dog Shirts (Smuttynose)
Olive, our famous Old Brown Dog, poses on short-sleeve tees or long-sleeve jerseys. Smuttynose logo and slogan on back. |
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Portsmouth Brewery Black Cat Stout Tee Shirts
"Have a Cat!" Whether you're partial to cats or not, this is the shirt for you. The women’s fitted babydoll comes in Gray Mist and the unisex tee comes in a Dark Smoke Gray. Women’s: M L XL XXL Unisex: S M L XL XXL Portsmouth Brewery Black Cat Stout logo on back |
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Ladies' Jimmy Lapanza Lounge Shirt
Ladies, capture a bit of the spirit of the Jimmy Lapanza Lounge with this long-sleeve fitted tee. 100% sheer cotton jersey. Sizes: S M L XL Colors: Avocado or White. Portsmouth Brewery sketch on the back |
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"Honey, just because..." Tee Shirt
"Honey, just because I ordered another beer it doesn't mean I don't love you." Some folks sense the vibe and know when to call it a night. The rest of us have to rely on feeble excuses and lame protestations. Honestly, how can you leave when it's only halfway through the fourth quarter and the game's on the line? Colors: Yam with Blue Trim or Smoke with Red Trim Small sketch of the Portsmouth Brewery on the back. |
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Make Beer Not Bombs Tee
Need we say more? Garment-dyed cocoa brown tee with a practical message on front and a small Portsmouth Brewery logo on back. Fitted Women’s Babydoll Style: M L XL XXL Unisex Tee & Long-sleeved: S M L XL XXLWe donate all profits from the sale of these shirts to the United Nations Adopt-a-Minefield program. (Visit landmines.org for more information.) |
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Portsmouth Brewery Logo Toddler Tee & Baby Creeper
Make your young 'uns the envy of the sandbox with these cute & stylish logo shirts. |
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Portsmouth Brewery Logo Sweat Shirts
Choose a unisex boxy crew sweatshirt in yam, or a ladies' full zip hoodie, in black, both featuring our embroidered beer mug logo. |
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Portsmouth Brewery Cold Weather Gear
Soft micro-fleece pullovers and padded poly-fill vests, featuring our embroidered Portsmouth Brewery Mug logo. Men's and women's sizes available. (See below for selection.) |
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Portsmouth Brewery Shaker Glass
A real lady or gentleman always selects the proper glassware for a beverage. When in doubt, choose a classic. |
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Portsmouth Brewery Balloon Glass
Nothing says sophisticated better than serving a fancy beer in a fancy glass. Cheers! |
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Portsmouth Brewery Shot Glass
Pour the classiest boilermakers in town with our genuine heavy duty shot glass. Highly collectible, too. |
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Genuine Portsmouth Brewery Whoopee Cushion
Puerile? You bet! Nevertheless, our traditional pink rubber whoopee cushion is still a classic laff riot. ("Emits a real Bronx Cheer!") Let's face it, farts are funny, and if there's one thing in this life there can never be too much of, it's humor, especially of the childish variety. Consider this, then, our small contribution to the improvement of the human condition. Throw one in with the rest of your order - you won't find many better ways to spend $3.95. |
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