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Portsmouth Brewery Gift Card - no shipping charge for online orders! Portsmouth Brewery Gift Card - no shipping charge for online orders!

Looking for that perfect gift idea? We can make it easy for you. Give the gift of great beer and tasty food! Who wouldn't like that?

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ITEM PRICE QUANTITY  
Ten Dollar Gift Card $10.00
Twenty-five Dollar Gift Card $25.00
Fifty Dollar Gift Card $50.00
One Hundred Dollar Card $100.00
 
 

 

Portsmouth Brewery Logo Caps Portsmouth Brewery Logo Caps

Low-profile, cotton twill caps with our embroidered logo. An excellent choice for nudists and people who wear hats!
Now available in maroon, navy, stone, black and cactus green.

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Portsmouth Brewery Logo Caps - Maroon $17.00
Portsmouth Brewery Logo Caps - Navy $17.00
Portsmouth Brewery Logo Caps - Stone $17.00
Portsmouth Brewery Logo Caps - Black $17.00
Portsmouth Brewery Logo Caps - Cactus Green $17.00
 
 

 

Humulus Lupulus Cap Humulus Lupulus Cap

Are you a hop-head? Then this is the right cap for you! Express your love for IBU's with our unique, soft cotton twill Humulus Lupulus cap.
Colors: Red and Leafy Green.

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Humulus Lupulus Cap - Leafy Green $17.00
Humulus Lupulus Cap - Red $17.00
 
 

 

Portsmouth Brewery Logo Tee Shirts Portsmouth Brewery Logo Tee Shirts

100% pre-shrunk cotton. "We Serve All Types"" slogan with beer list on back. A perfect item for that "hard to buy for person."

Sizes: S M L XL XXL
Crew neck (unisex) or V-neck (Women's)
Colors: nice heathery gray, cadet navy blue, lilly white.

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PB Logo V-Neck Tee - White - S $20.00
PB Logo V-Neck Tee - White - M $20.00
PB Logo V-Neck Tee - White - L $20.00
PB Logo V-Neck Tee - White - XL $20.00
PB Logo V-Neck Tee - Gray - S $20.00
PB Logo V-Neck Tee - Gray - M $20.00
PB Logo V-Neck Tee - Gray - L $20.00
PB Logo V-Neck Tee - Gray - XL $20.00
PB Logo V-Neck Tee - Black - S $20.00
PB Logo V-Neck Tee - Black - M $20.00
PB Logo V-Neck Tee - Black - L $20.00
PB Logo V-Neck Tee - Black - XL $20.00
PB Logo Crew Neck Tee - Navy - S $20.00
PB Logo Crew Neck Tee - Navy - M $20.00
PB Logo Crew Neck Tee - Navy - L $20.00
PB Logo Crew Neck Tee - Navy - XL $20.00
PB Logo Crew Neck Tee - Navy - XXL $22.00
PB Logo Crew Neck Tee - White - S $20.00
PB Logo Crew Neck Tee - White - M $20.00
PB Logo Crew Neck Tee - White - L $20.00
PB Logo Crew Neck Tee - White - XL $20.00
PB Logo Crew Neck Tee - White - XXL $22.00
PB Logo Crew Neck Tee - Gray - S $20.00
PB Logo Crew Neck Tee - Gray - M $20.00
PB Logo Crew Neck Tee - Gray - L $20.00
PB Logo Crew Neck Tee - Gray - XL $20.00
PB Logo Crew Neck Tee - Gray - XXL $22.00
 
 

 

Old Brown Dog Shirts (Smuttynose) Old Brown Dog Shirts (Smuttynose)

Olive, our famous Old Brown Dog, poses on short-sleeve tees or long-sleeve jerseys. Smuttynose logo and slogan on back.

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Smuttynose Old Brown Dog Tee - S $20.00
Smuttynose Old Brown Dog Tee - M $20.00
Smuttynose Old Brown Dog Tee - L $20.00
Smuttynose Old Brown Dog Tee - XL $20.00
Smuttynose Old Brown Dog Tee - XXL $22.00
Smuttynose Old Brown Dog Long Sleeve T - S $25.00
Smuttynose Old Brown Dog Long Sleeve T - M $25.00
Smuttynose Old Brown Dog Long Sleeve T - L $25.00
Smuttynose Old Brown Dog Long Sleeve T - XL $25.00
Smuttynose Old Brown Dog Long Sleeve T - XXL $27.00
 
 

 

Portsmouth Brewery Black Cat Stout Tee Shirts Portsmouth Brewery Black Cat Stout Tee Shirts

"Have a Cat!" Whether you're partial to cats or not, this is the shirt for you.
The women’s fitted babydoll comes in Gray Mist and the unisex tee comes in a Dark Smoke Gray.

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Black Cat Stout Tee - Women's - M $20.00
Black Cat Stout Tee - Women's - L $20.00
Black Cat Stout Tee - Women's - XL $20.00
Black Cat Stout Tee - Women's - XXL $22.00
Black Cat Stout Tee - S $20.00
Black Cat Stout Tee - M $20.00
Black Cat Stout Tee - L $20.00
Black Cat Stout Tee - XL $20.00
Black Cat Stout Tee - XXL $22.00
 
 

 

Portsmouth Brewery 20th Anniversary Dickies Workshirt Portsmouth Brewery 20th Anniversary Dickies Workshirt

The genuine article: a tough-as-nails Dickies workshirt, embroidered with our 20th Anniversary logo.
Color: Graphite.

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PB 20th Anniversary Dickies Workshirt - S $40.00
PB 20th Anniversary Dickies Workshirt - M $40.00
PB 20th Anniversary Dickies Workshirt - L $40.00
PB 20th Anniversary Dickies Workshirt - XL $40.00
PB 20th Anniversary Dickies Workshirt - XXL $42.00
 
 

 

"Heavenly Beer" Angel Tee Shirt

"In heaven there is no beer
That's why we drink it here!"
So, we ask, why not heavenly beer?

Color: Chocolate Brown
Small Portsmouth Brewery log on the back.

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"Heavenly Beer" Tee Shirt - S $20.00
"Heavenly Beer" Tee Shirt - M $20.00
"Heavenly Beer" Tee Shirt - L $20.00
"Heavenly Beer" Tee Shirt - XL $20.00
"Heavenly Beer" Tee Shirt - XXL $22.00
"Heavenly Beer" Tee Shirt - XXXL $22.00
 
 

 

Make Beer Not Bombs Tee Make Beer Not Bombs Tee

Need we say more? Garment-dyed cocoa brown tee with a practical message on front and a small Portsmouth Brewery logo on back.

Fitted Women’s Babydoll Style: M L XL XXL
Unisex Tee & Long-sleeved: S M L XL XXL

We donate all profits from the sale of these shirts to the United Nations Adopt-a-Minefield program. (Visit landmines.org for more information.)

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ITEM PRICE QUANTITY  
Make Beer Not Bombs Tee Women's - M $20.00
Make Beer Not Bombs Tee Women's - L $20.00
Make Beer Not Bombs Tee Women's - XL $20.00
Make Beer Not Bombs Tee Women's - XXL $22.00
Make Beer Not Bombs Tee - S $20.00
Make Beer Not Bombs Tee - M $20.00
Make Beer Not Bombs Tee - L $20.00
Make Beer not Bombs Tee - XL $20.00
Make Beer Not Bombs Tee - XXL $22.00
Make Beer Not Bombs Long Sleeve T - S $27.00
Make Beer Not Bombs Long Sleeve T - M $27.00
Make Beer Not Bombs Long Sleeve T - L $27.00
Make Beer Not Bombs Long Sleeve T - XL $27.00
Make Beer Not Bombs Long Sleeve T - XXL $29.00
 
 

 

Portsmouth Brewery Logo Toddler Tee & Baby Creeper Portsmouth Brewery Logo Toddler Tee & Baby Creeper

Make your young 'uns the envy of the sandbox with these cute & stylish logo shirts.

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Portsmouth Brewery Logo Toddler Tee in Navy - 2T $12.00
Portsmouth Brewery Logo Toddler Tee in Navy - 3T $12.00
Portsmouth Brewery Logo Toddler Tee in Navy - 4T $12.00
Portsmouth Brewery Logo Creeper in Light Blue - 12 mo's. $14.00
Portsmouth Brewery Logo Creeper in Light Blue - 18 mo's. $14.00
Portsmouth Brewery Logo Creeper in Light Blue - 24 mo's. $14.00
 
 

 

Portsmouth Brewery 20th Anniversary Shaker Glass Portsmouth Brewery 20th Anniversary Shaker Glass

Our highly collectible, limited edition straight-sided "shaker" style glass, featuring our 20th Anniversary logo.

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Portsmouth Brewery 20th Anniversary Shaker Glass $4.50
 
 

 

Portsmouth Brewery 20th Anniversary Pilsner Glass Portsmouth Brewery 20th Anniversary Pilsner Glass

This limited edition, 14-ounce beauty, adorned with our 20th Anniversary Logo, is a nice choice for wheat beers and pilsners.

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Portsmouth Brewery 20th Anniversary Pilsner Glass $10.00
 
 

 

Portsmouth Brewery 20th Anniversary Footed Beer Glass Portsmouth Brewery 20th Anniversary Footed Beer Glass

This versatile, 16-ounce footed beer glass, featuring our limited-edition 20th Anniversary logo, will surely increase your enjoyment of a wide range of beers, even the cheap stuff your father-in-law prefers.

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Portsmouth Brewery 20th Anniversary Footed Beer Glass $12.00
 
 

 

Portsmouth Brewery Shaker Glass Portsmouth Brewery Shaker Glass

A real lady or gentleman always selects the proper glassware for a beverage. When in doubt, choose a classic.

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Portsmouth Brewery Shaker Glass $4.50
 
 

 

Portsmouth Brewery Balloon Glass Portsmouth Brewery Balloon Glass

Nothing says sophisticated better than serving a fancy beer in a fancy glass.

Cheers!

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Portsmouth Brewery Balloon Glass $6.50
 
 

 

Portsmouth Brewery Shot Glass Portsmouth Brewery Shot Glass

Pour the classiest boilermakers in town with our genuine heavy duty shot glass. Highly collectible, too.

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Crystal Shot Glass $4.95
 
 

 

Genuine Portsmouth Brewery Whoopee Cushion Genuine Portsmouth Brewery Whoopee Cushion

Puerile? You bet! Nevertheless, our traditional pink rubber whoopee cushion is still a classic laff riot. ("Emits a real Bronx Cheer!") Let's face it, farts are funny, and if there's one thing in this life there can never be too much of, it's humor, especially of the childish variety. Consider this, then, our small contribution to the improvement of the human condition. Throw one in with the rest of your order - you won't find many better ways to spend $3.95.

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Genuine Portsmouth Brewery Whoopee Cushion $3.95
 
 

 



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